| how many calories are in a coke? | mon may 26 19:24:53 edt 2008 |
| jeff and greg say, there are 140 calories in a 12 ounce can of coke. | |
| why does teresa rock!? | tue may 27 21:28:50 est 2008 |
| because she does a great job at everything! | |
| Why did I get fired? | Thu Jun 5 15:10:27 EDT 2008 |
| Because the company you worked for has no heart. | |
| How old is God? | Thu Jun 5 15:11:25 EDT 2008 |
| That is a seriously good question. | |
| When will Jeff win the Derby? | Thu Jun 5 15:11:59 EDT 2008 |
| Perhaps when pigs fly. | |
| What is the matter with my throat? | Thu Jun 5 15:12:19 EDT 2008 |
| a series of corrupt polycarbonate exzymes have taken... | |
| What is a sh**ake mushroom? | Sun Jun 22 00:20:36 EDT 2008 |
| The shiitake (Lentinula edodes) is an edible mushroom native to East Asia | |
| Is there a solar system profile analogy to rivet rows? If so, please explain. | Sat Jul 5 01:52:09 EDT 2008 |
| This is a test answer. You can write over it with a new one. See if issue is fixed... | |
| Why does Jeff look like Micharl Jackson? | Sat Aug 09 2008 12:13:15 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) |
| Extensive plastic surgery. Jeff is a huge fan and couldn't help but want to emulate him. | |
| Why is Russia so set on getting the old USSR back together under communistic rule? | Mon Aug 11 21:52:19 EDT 2008 |
| I would assume to try to create itself as a superpower again. | |
| Why does Jeff Scott's animated version have have hair, while the real guy has none? | Fri Oct 03 2008 21:56:01 GMT-0600 (MDT) |
| Thank you for asking Bettie Jo, if you note the answer earlier, you'll understand the Michael thing. | |
| Why does Jeff have so much body hair? | Fri Oct 03 2008 21:57:54 GMT-0600 (MDT) |
| That would have to be answered by his creator. | |
| How did jake get the name j2 rizzake? | Sat Jul 04 2009 18:17:24 GMT-0400 (EDT) |
| It comes from a line of ancient Algonquin Indian names passed down. It means "Great Hidden Warrior" | |
| Why did those idiots give Obama the Nobel Peace Prize??? | Sat Oct 10 19:18:41 EDT 2009 |
| He was nominated a very short time after elected, they knew he'd do great things for Peace on Earth. | |
| How come, for the first time I know of, the President is often called "Mr." Obama by the media? | Fri Oct 30 22:37:29 EDT 2009 |
| It comes from a long line of misunderstood happenings in the Greatest Country since back when. | |
| Your programmer has just discovered your site won't work from a MAC. 88% of viewers are still good. | Sun Jan 17 18:46:36 EST 2010 |
| Well, MAC's are the greatest PC's on Earth. | |
| Are you testing your site? | Thu Sep 23 21:49:46 EDT 2010 |
| Testing it for what? |